「ミニオンズ 英語名言集」可愛らしい癒しのメッセージ



⑴ My Diet Plan : Take all of my friends cupcakes.
The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
「私のダイエットプラン: 友達みんなにカップケーキを作ってあげる。周りのみんなが太ると、私が細く見える。」

⑵ They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I am making as many as possible. I will soon be a genius!

⑶ When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito”!

⑷ I have a date night, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together!

⑸ I think my iPhone is broken. I presses the home button and I am still at work.

⑹ Note to self : just because it pops into my hand does not mean it should come out my mouth.
「自分に言い聞かせる: 頭の中に浮かんだからと言って、それを口に出して良いとは限らない。」

⑺ My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

⑻ Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, “It kills them”.

⑼ That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.

⑽ I didn’t fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.

(11) My buddy knows how old I am but my mind refuses to believe it.

(12)Just sending out a big hug to whoever may need one right now!